I’m ready to come a little further out of the closet, and admit to being a deviant. Hi, I’m TheoloGOP… and I’m a liberal.
I don’t like to shop. I hate shopping. Look, I’ll scoop a dirty cat box, detail the car, even watch “Meet The Press” quicker than I’ll go to the store without a fight. Don’t get me wrong. I have shopped. I’ll even do it on my own sometimes, around the holidays, but I don’t like it. And what’s worse, I don’t understand the thrill others find in it.
I don’t want a Lexus, BMW, or Mercedes. I drive a clunker. I like my clunker. If I had a gazillion dollars, I’d still like my clunker. Wanna know what I think when I see a car that costs over $30,000? I think, “Oh my god! That car costs over $30,000!!!” I don’t think, “Gee, I’d sure like…
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